December 2011
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November 2011
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September 2011
6 posts
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That awkward moment when Katy Perry and Nicki...
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August 2011
13 posts
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brosiaaam:
epicnothingness:
n0url:
oh my. gosh. what is air! lmfaooo
OMFG hahahahahahaha! that was the best
I’m so weak!
LMFAO… What life choices brought him to this moment? Not gonna lie though, I admire his tenacity. He was all wrong and off beat with the words, but he never stopped dancing. Crackheads are passionate.
July 2011
10 posts
My Grandma is HILARIOUS!
Especially because she means everything she says. We’re all getting ready to go somewhere and her exact words were “Oooh I don’t wanna go! I’d rather be bit in the butt by a snaggle tooth mule!”
I pride myself in knowing my grandmother is more hilarious than yours! :) <3
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When I was a girl, my life was music that was always getting louder.
Everything...
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (via misswallflower)
June 2011
12 posts
That awkward moment when your ex says "you will...
duh, that’s the point.. DA FUCK.
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Food for Thought
Always follow your heart. It was meant to be a guide. There is a basic instinct in all of us that can feel what is right. Your heart knows what your mind can’t decide. Your heart feels what the darkness can hide. You may not always be where you want to be, but if you follow your heart, you will always end up where you are supposed to be. No Regrets, Just Love.
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Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator...
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you...